MUST HAVE PREORDERS
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! PRE-ORDER PRODIGY
REWARD? YOU GET A COPY OF THE DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL VOLUME 2 GRAPHIC NOVEL DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO YOUR COLLECTION, AND THE AI STORYTELLER DOESN'T IMMEDIATELY VAPORIZE YOUR HOMETOWN. WIN-WIN!
YOU CLICKED "BUY NOW" ON A BOOK THAT ISN'T EVEN FULLY PRINTED YET. LOOK AT YOU, THROWING CURRENCY AT A SCREEN LIKE A WELL-TRAINED MONKEY.
YOU JUST COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE CARL IN BOXERS AND DONUT LOOKING FABULOUS IN FULL, ILLUSTRATED COLOR, COULD YOU? DON'T WORRY, THE AI LOVES A CONSUMER WHORE.
REWARD: A BRONZE ENTHUSIAST BOX! (CONTAINS EXACTLY ONE DIGITAL RECEIPT AND A CRUSHING SENSE OF ANTICIPATION).
